Boil in the Bag Man

I am the boil in the bag man
I've got a two-week vacation
I eat my boil in the bag food
That you boil in the bag, ah-hah
I go..

I am the boil in the bag man
I've got a leatherette suitcase
It's got chrome on the handles, yeah
And I'll splash it all over my Henry Cooper
I go..

I am the boil in the bag man
I eat my boil in the bag food
I've got a boil in the bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear, I said.. 
Never mind

Guitar solo, listen..

I am the boil in the bag man
I've got an average ego
I buy my books from mail-order, yeah
My wife's name is Phyllis, she's very, very pretty
We go..

I am the boil in the bag man
I eat my boil in the bag food
I've got a boil in the bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear, I said.. 

I am the boil in the bag man
I eat my boil in the bag food
I've got a boil in the bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear, I said
We go...

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