Henry And His Baby

Henry and his baby
Were a gruesome twosome
If his wife had stayed around
They could have been a threesome

Henry met a woman
His mother made him date her
She could not witness the show
Behind the radiator

What the hell would you do
With an ugly lover
A baby like a pancreas
And holes in your bedcover

Heaven is the place to be
Beat for you and it's good for me
Beat for you it's good for me
Beat for you and it's good for me
Heaven is the place to be
Beat for you and it's good for me
You can share your gifts with me
Like Henry's baby (oh dear)

(oh, you ARE ill)

Henry and his baby
Made each other happy
'Till he took the scissors out
And tried to change his nappy

What the hell would you do
With blood all over your walls
A suit that didn't fit you
And incoherent house calls

What the hell would you do
With an ugly lover
A baby like a pancreas
And holes in your bedcover

Heaven is the place to be
Beat for you and it's good for me
It's good for you it's good for me
Beat for you and it's good for me
Heaven is the place to be
Beat for you and it's good for me
You can share your gifts with me
Like Henry's baby (oh yeah)
(oh I don't understand)

 

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