Dirk Wears White Sox 

Dirk wears white sox!! 

If you have a social problem
Prospects of success are slim
We just hope that you will telephone
Say: "hello, is Heinrich in?" 

We will send our representatives
Don’t be frightened when they call around
For they are all men of action
They will kick your front door down 

You gotta concentrate on camp
In a concentration camp
All dressed up like a vamp
In a concentration camp 

We get rid of foolish people
Brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts
Close relations and nosy neighbours
Cats and dogs and household plants 

So come along we'll b-b-be d-d-delighted
You can get a uniform for free
Shiny boots, soft black leather
Oh, how proud your mum will be 

You gotta concentrate on camp
In a concentration camp
All dressed up like a vamp
In a concentration camp 

Do what you wanna do
Say what you wanna say
Lock ‘em up in a prison
Throw the key away

Now the ones who laugh at you
Thought you were a clown
Gambled fate against your hate
Throw them on the ground 

We’ll go to a Berlin nightclub
All the acts are so risqué
Many people have a motto
Boy tomorrow, girl today 

Now’s the time to leave your wardrobe
Just forget your social bent
Bring it all out in the open
We can use your decadence 

You gotta concentrate on camp
In a concentration camp
Auschwitz the blood lay there
In a concentration camp

(there's a different version of these lyrics quoted in Stewart Home's book "Cranked up really high", you can see a scan of it here. I have to add that until now nobody has been able to tell me they really heard Adam sing that)

 

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